After reading this news today, I'm sitting here thinking about how boring my body is. I have no tattoos and no piercings. Well, my ears are pierced, but that doesn't really count. I wish I could tell you that some Saturday night I'm going to go out, get wasted, and stumble home with some new tattoos and piercings, but that's a bit unlikely. So, for now, I'll just keep celebrating the tattoo.